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  <pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:32:26 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>happy birthday &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_cavenessity&apos; lj:user=&apos;cavenessity&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://cavenessity.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://cavenessity.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;cavenessity&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i bet people think i&apos;m weird when i read the headlines about 9/11 and smile - thinking of that impromptu party at my place for your birthday since everything else was so messed up.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in any case - hope you have fun today.  :)</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 13:20:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>moto</title>
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  <description>seven years of asthma attacks, napping on laptops &amp; text books, meows at the top of his little lungs, following biscuit around (or sitting on top of her), and always being there for me.  i&apos;m going to miss my crotchy old man.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://picasaweb.google.com/jyoakum/CrazyCatLady/photo#5064240415275093298&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://lh5.google.com/jyoakum/RkfL04GmDTI/AAAAAAAAACg/l0xlHP2ZI-o/s144/moto-stares1.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 14:22:51 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>my parents crack me up</title>
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  <description>this is the new welcome mat at their connecticut home&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/379206291_787bd3338b_o.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:05:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>qotd</title>
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  <description>&quot;if moto was full-size i&apos;d start fights with him at parties.&quot;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-nick</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:00:57 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>gay rights</title>
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  <description>Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?&quot; - Ernest Gaines&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We would like to know who really believes in gay rights on LiveJournal. If you truly believe in gay rights, then repost this and title the post as &quot;Gay Rights&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(meme from several folks)</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 00:38:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>i want</title>
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  <description>now i just need to find a good reason to buy it.  :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.barrysfarm.com/index.php?p=36#&quot;&gt;Monster Laptop Sleeve!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/96/220507189_59970b57c6_o.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jul 2006 15:28:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>soon.... it will be mine!</title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 23:25:35 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>fantastic parking!</title>
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  <description>i&apos;ll admit that every time i see someone take up two spots, i have a petty urge to park in one of the spots as well - scraping my car along the side of the really nice car someone is trying very hard to protect.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but i&apos;ve never done it.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tonight i saw someone else actually go through with that urge. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/73/192950630_097dca8b9e_o.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 17:28:52 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>help needed!</title>
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  <description>i discovered how much i love dirty vodka martinis the other night.  now i need to figure out how to make them at home so i can be a frugal alcoholic.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;any suggestions for the perfect dirty vodka martini?</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2006 00:42:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>signs</title>
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  <description>you know you have too many cat toys when your cat loses the ball she&apos;s chasing in the pile of toys.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;maybe i should put some of those away.  but it&apos;s so cute she naps on top of all of the toys - and believe me she does exactly that. moto is not allowed to play with biscuit&apos;s toys... ever.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 17:38:50 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#999999&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Ideal Pet is a Cat&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.blogthings.com/whatsyouridealpetquiz/cat.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re both aloof, introverted, and moody.&lt;br /&gt;And your friends secretly wish that you were declawed!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyouridealpetquiz/&quot;&gt;What&apos;s Your Ideal Pet?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 00:41:11 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>my poor car</title>
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  <description>while driving home from wegmans tonight someone shot out my back passenger window with a bb-gun.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i&apos;ve had this car for over 5 years.  so far the only damage has been spray paint and a bb taking out a window.  not bad, but i don&apos;t understand why my car makes such a great target.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 01 May 2006 20:20:45 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>race for the cure!</title>
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  <description>as some of you may know, there isn&apos;t a single woman on my dad&apos;s side that doesn&apos;t have breast cancer.  and he has a big family.  needless to say, i&apos;d love for those scientist types to find a cure.  and that&apos;s why i&apos;m going to join in this year&apos;s national race for the cure in june.  anyone feel like pledging me and helping out?  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m participating in the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation National Race for the Cure®. The Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation is a global catalyst in the fight against breast cancer and is credited with changing the way people think about the disease and those who survive it. The Foundation has a nearly 25-year history of patient advocacy, building awareness and raising funds for research and community outreach programs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A minimum of $1 million of the funds raised through the Komen National Race for the Cure® will remain in the Washington, D.C., community – including metro-area counties in Virginia and Maryland – to fund outreach programs and initiatives that address the specific unmet breast health needs of the area. Washington, D.C., has the highest breast cancer mortality rate in the United States.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did you know?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Ten to fifteen percent of breast cancers are not detected by mammography?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Men are also at risk for developing breast cancer?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Having no children, or a first child after age 30, are among some of the risk factors for breast cancer?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As part of the Race, I&apos;ve created my own &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nrftc.kintera.org/faf/r.asp?t=4&amp;amp;i=164980&amp;amp;u=164980-128109353&quot;&gt;Personal Pledge Page&lt;/a&gt; to which you can make a pledge of any amount.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thanks!</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 01 May 2006 14:47:46 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>kitten update!</title>
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  <description>the big fat fatty is fine - and weighing in at over 14lbs!  dear god, i need to put that cat on a diet.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;saw the vet this morning and he said she has either a urinary tract infection or recurring urinary irritation.  they&apos;re keeping her overnight to pump her full of fluids and figure out which one it is.  either way - she&apos;s going to be fine.  we&apos;ll probably end up with special food - but that&apos;ll just help with the diet plan.  did i mention she&apos;s fat?  wow.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;at one point she jumped off the table and hid behind the vet&apos;s legs.  isn&apos;t it cute when they hide behind the one that&apos;s going to cause them the most pain in the near future?  as if he was going to help her.  so cute and delusional.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*sigh*  the house is going to be really quiet and strange tonight.  at least moto can sleep in peace without worrying about her beating him up.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 13:36:05 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>mmm..... 10 clove garlic bacon</title>
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  <description>the first installment of the bacon of the month was a pound of 10 clove garlic bacon from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nodinesmokehouse.com/gallery.html&quot;&gt;nodine&apos;s smokehouse&lt;/a&gt;.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we made blt&apos;s last night for dinner.  oh, so tasty.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 19:22:28 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>soon... there will be bacon!</title>
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  <description>Your Bacon of the Month package was shipped to you on 04/10/2006 via U.S. Postal Service Priority Mail.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;honestly, i can&apos;t wait to see what artisan bacon really is.  this should be tasty.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2006 22:37:44 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>my mom sent me this picture</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/44/118189921_ba44732a03_m.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i feel the need to share it.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:09:14 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Dear Jen -&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;We&apos;re disappointed you want to leave early, but we&apos;re okay with it, if you can provide us with a specific date.  We&apos;ll need to know the exact date so we can arrange for another renter.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Please just let us know by this Friday the date you&apos;ll be out and the house will be available, so we can inspect. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Someone will be there tomorrow morning, 1/24, to repair and replace the spot in the kitchen.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Good luck to both of you!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hell yeah!  and now to start figuring out a plan for the move.  and to ask my boss for some time off this week.  i think i&apos;m going to need it.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;note:  holy shit, another renter?  all they&apos;re going to do is replace the damaged part of the ceiling and the broken tiles in the bathroom.  it takes a lot more than that to get rid of mold.  (at least that&apos;s what i&apos;ve read on the internets)</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2006 00:20:52 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>this is going to be a crazy week.  i might be moving this friday.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;here&apos;s the deal - there is black mold growing in my house.  visible signs in two places.  both nick and i have been sick for three months.  gee, wonder why.  i actually feel better knowing the reason for my health issues this year.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in any case, we found a new place and we have a townhouse on hold for the next 72 hours.  i emailed my landlord tonight suggesting that he let us leave early.  and now i&apos;m just waiting to hear back from him.  this is awful.  i hate waiting. i have zero patience.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;guess i&apos;ll distract myself with packing.  :)</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2006 11:20:08 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>why can&apos;t i sleep?  this is very annoying.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 18:19:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>i hurt</title>
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  <description>in that good way.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;last night i went to a yoga class for the first time, and i loved it.  i tried the &lt;a href=&quot;http://warrioryogareston.com/&quot;&gt;place down the street&lt;/a&gt; from my office.  the instructor was very knowledgeable and nice.  there weren&apos;t many people in the class so she was able to keep a close eye on what all (4) of us were doing.  (like i said, small class)  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in any case, i&apos;m in pain today.  i think this is exactly what i needed to kick myself back into working out on a regular basis.  at the very least, it&apos;s working different muscles than i usually do.  and it&apos;d be neat to get some of my old flexibility back.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so that&apos;s where i&apos;m going to be every tuesday night for the next few months.  you should stop by if you&apos;re interested.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**note**  i shouldn&apos;t say the first class.... how about the first class with a stranger teaching?  cause really, that&apos;s a big deal for me.  it usually takes me a while to get comfortable around strangers.  and while working with kat was great, our schedules are allergic to each other.  :)</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 15:26:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>secret santa</title>
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  <description>this morning i was greeted with the funniest present i&apos;ve ever received.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it&apos;s a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.stupid.com/stat/NOPE.html&quot;&gt;nose pencil sharpener!&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i love it.  really.  now i can pick my nose with my pencil.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 18:16:23 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>want to read a good rant?</title>
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  <description>of course you do.  so check it out: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fuckchristmas.org/&quot;&gt;http://www.fuckchristmas.org/&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 15:18:49 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>md 726 blx</title>
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  <description>that&apos;s the license plate of the woman i got into an argument with on the toll rd this morning.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i have a bit of a lead foot, and was going 80 in the left lane.  i was stuck behind an expedition, but i didn&apos;t mind because i was still going 80.  this bitch, however, was tailing me.  traffic was heavy enough that i couldn&apos;t change lanes easily.  after a few minutes i got tired of her and slowed down to 70 to try to get her off my ass.  it didn&apos;t work.  she just got closer and started screaming at me.  (have you ever seen someone try to scream through a window?  it&apos;s hysterical) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the lane next to me opened up, so i changed lanes to get out of her way.  as she drew up beside me, i flicked her off.  (my road rage might be getting better, but it&apos;s not completely gone)  this obscene gesture pissed her off, so she paced me... rolled down her window.... and started screaming at me again.  i ignored her and continued to flick her off.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;here&apos;s the good part&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;she threw something at my car.  it hit my window right next to my head hard enough to leave a small scratch. wtf?  i&apos;m guessing it was a quarter - but damn.  i can&apos;t believe she actually threw something at my car while driving 80 on the highway.  i&apos;m a little stunned.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2005 14:13:17 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>there is one entertaining thing about a virginia commute - the personalized license plates.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this morning i passed a prius with &apos;luv2rub&apos; and a huge suv with &apos;witgod1&apos; (and a bunch of i love jesus stickers all over the back of it)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i giggled the entire way to work.</description>
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